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Post by [ThOw]kolonial on Oct 5, 2005 19:58:58 GMT -5
Then he said to his wife, "Here, love, gnaw on this a while," and ran to his computer to have cyber sex with a chap named Sarj for 23 hours and 17 minutes, give or take.
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Post by [ThOw]-=L.G=- on Oct 6, 2005 1:11:10 GMT -5
(Rotfl)
When Mike finally got of the comp, talking to that nutta Sarj =P He went down stairs to make him self a cuppa coffeeeeeeeeee. And there stood Mr sheep, washing the dishes!
Mike's jaw just dropped open in disbelief
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Post by [ThOw]viciousriffs on Oct 6, 2005 3:14:06 GMT -5
Mike, being the clutz he was, forgot to take his Aderall. The thoughts of Mr. Sheep were quickly replaced by a shiny dime in the middle of the street he noticed out of the corner of his eye. Due to the serious case of ADD Mike had, he never once noticed the streetsweeper coming straight for him while walking to the dime. It was going too fast for the driver to slightly turn to the right. Mike's final words before being street sweepered'D were, "I hate you father."
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Post by SAS on Oct 6, 2005 3:28:52 GMT -5
as a voice come from the streetsweeper, i need to give you a wash sooner or later, you havent had 1 since your 6th birthday his father yelled. as the sceems of pain came from the underneath the sweeper, as the water made contat with his skin, then silence.......when is farther stoped the sweeper and looked back....................
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Post by [ThOw]Kaptain Krunch on Oct 6, 2005 17:23:04 GMT -5
and said, Do you guys USE SPELL CHECK AT ALL? Much to his surprise......
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Post by Air_Guitar on Oct 7, 2005 6:07:42 GMT -5
a flying spell book came towards mike & hit him on the head. "Spell check that!" somone else said. or i will pwag you!
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Post by [ThOw]-=L.G=- on Oct 7, 2005 7:19:47 GMT -5
As Mike lay there in pain, but smelly nice and fresh. His neighbour pulled in to her drive way, Mike watched the door to her car open....
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Post by Killerben on Oct 7, 2005 7:48:04 GMT -5
She stepped out of her car and Mike's jaw dropped to the floor,all she had on was a bra,stockings and suspender belt,but best of all she was wearing a tiny furry thong made from a dead fox tail,Mike thought to himself"a very foxy lady this is,i think i will ask her to....."
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Post by [ThOw]Sarj on Oct 7, 2005 9:31:05 GMT -5
then gave tony a call and let him know that the sheep had a tatoo of saying "property of airguitar! do not touch!" only thing was that the tatoo was just above the poor sheeps butt hole. what was he to do? he didn't do sloppy seconds! so he called FED EX and had the poor animal shipped to the UK with special instructions....
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Post by [ThOw]Sarj on Oct 7, 2005 9:33:07 GMT -5
(sorry my bad, didn't read page 2)
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Post by [ThOw]Kaptain Krunch on Oct 7, 2005 19:13:00 GMT -5
Leave it to a French Canadian to make a mess of something ;D Kind of like.....
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Post by [ThOw]-=L.G=- on Oct 8, 2005 2:10:04 GMT -5
Kind of like the irish in all those Englishman Scotish man and Irish man jokes =D
So is Sarj like an Irish man?
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Post by [ThOw]Uz{A}!r on Oct 8, 2005 13:33:50 GMT -5
( not part of the story just a comment) --- i didnt know 2.4 sucked this much that we write stories now.. jeez
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Post by [ThOw]Kaptain Krunch on Oct 8, 2005 18:04:35 GMT -5
Awww, it's ok, Sarj already made a mess of it ;D ;D
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