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Post by Air_Guitar on Oct 2, 2005 11:43:03 GMT -5
;D I will start off with a few sentences, then somone else add some & so forth creating a story. you can only write someting as long as 2 or more persons has added somting after your last post.. make sense?? Here we go...... It was 2pm & the loud crashing on his door woke mike from his deep sleep, the stripper in his dream would have to wait.
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Post by [ThOw]SharpShooter on Oct 2, 2005 12:07:05 GMT -5
it was a fuzzy wuzzy bunnie!! standing in the front door, with his hand reached in his pocket, the bunny...
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Post by [ThOw]Sarj on Oct 2, 2005 12:25:50 GMT -5
started to strip. the next thing u know, the bunny is grabbing himself, jumping up and down, flapping his arms yelling, "i'm a naked butterfly!" now the fox across the road found this very perculiar. so the fox bared his buttom and said.....
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Post by Air_Guitar on Oct 2, 2005 12:48:50 GMT -5
I had a big curry lastnight & i run outa bog roll look.... as he bent over a green cloud apperred.. wow said the fox didnt know that was there & ran off down the road
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Post by [ThOw]SharpShooter on Oct 2, 2005 14:44:37 GMT -5
an 18-wheeler hit the fox, turning it into kosher pancakes... the driver, who was too drunk to tell, did the most amazing thing:
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Post by Killerben on Oct 2, 2005 15:39:51 GMT -5
The driver got out of his cab and cut the tail off the dead fox then he made a hat from the tail,just as he fitted it to his head he said to a passing pedestrian HOWS THE FOX HAT.!!!!
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Post by Air_Guitar on Oct 2, 2005 17:08:23 GMT -5
the woman screamed "MURDERER!!" and hit the driver around the head with he crocidile handbag. the driver wearing the hat ran out in to the road and
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Post by [ThOw]kolonial on Oct 2, 2005 20:19:38 GMT -5
SPLAT
got hit by a truck driven by Samantha Fox. Then Samantha got out, knocked on the door, and I
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Post by [ThOw]SharpShooter on Oct 3, 2005 3:49:51 GMT -5
shot her in the head, only to find out...
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Post by SAS on Oct 3, 2005 4:15:43 GMT -5
that is was not Samantha Fox, It Was KAPTAIN KRUNCH!! nobody could beleve there eyes, most people beleaved kaptain krunch was a myth, people talked about him but nobody had ever seen him, just then there was a large flash, this disorentated everybody, when they looked down where the body lay, there was nothing there...
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Post by Killerben on Oct 3, 2005 16:57:15 GMT -5
Except for an old pair of brown boxer shorts that people say were worn by him when he was last seen on bridge,just then they too disappeared to be replaced by this foul smelling thing lying on the road.
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Post by [ThOw]Kaptain Krunch on Oct 4, 2005 18:36:28 GMT -5
But all they were really seeing, was just a ritual. Many Europeans believed in evil spirits, witches, ghosts and trolls. As the Winter Solstice approached, with its long cold nights and short days, many people (Europeans) feared the sun would not return. Special rituals and celebrations were held to welcome back the sun. This is where the American word WEENIE came from, only to bring up another question........
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Post by Air_Guitar on Oct 5, 2005 13:42:40 GMT -5
so as mike sttood looking in the mirror at his weenie, it dawned onhim why he had these dreams of strippers, then a dreamof a dream waking up & seeing animals & truk drivers & blood, was it to much viagra.
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Post by [ThOw]-=L.G=- on Oct 5, 2005 14:09:53 GMT -5
(LOL OMFG I nearly wet myself) He soon found taking that much viagra was a really bad idea, as he had no one to uhmm relieve? himself upon but his old fat wife, whos feet were so big they couldnt fit under the sink. What was he to do?
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Post by Killerben on Oct 5, 2005 16:23:42 GMT -5
But all of a sudden this great idea popped into his head,he got his coat on and went to the farm down the road and bought a sheep off the farmer,it had the most beautiful eyelashes he had ever seen, so off home he went with his sheep straight to the bedroom took four viagra.....
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