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Sept 14, 2005 9:07:07 GMT -5
Post by [ThOw]Devil inside on Sept 14, 2005 9:07:07 GMT -5
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Sept 14, 2005 9:53:55 GMT -5
Post by [ThOw]SharpShooter on Sept 14, 2005 9:53:55 GMT -5
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Sept 14, 2005 11:57:48 GMT -5
Post by [ThOw]Devil inside on Sept 14, 2005 11:57:48 GMT -5
Your objective is simple: World Domination Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god
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Sept 14, 2005 14:10:15 GMT -5
Post by [ThOw]SharpShooter on Sept 14, 2005 14:10:15 GMT -5
Your objective is simple: World Domination Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge the Pyramids of Giza. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Doomsday Device, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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Sept 14, 2005 18:15:01 GMT -5
Post by [ThOw]kolonial on Sept 14, 2005 18:15:01 GMT -5
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate the Eiffel Tower. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Covertly Move your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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Sept 15, 2005 14:50:32 GMT -5
Post by Air_Guitar on Sept 15, 2005 14:50:32 GMT -5
Your objective is simple: Meaning of Life Your motive is a little bit more complex: Why!
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first be born, if you are do not then you have failed. Be born & this will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this gay looking baby? Where did it come from? And can we put it back?
Stage Two:
Next, you will need to get a life, cause reading forums is a sad way to go. This will cause you to get a wife, only one tho! I biatch begging to do your every bidding. Your name will be important, but only to you.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Die! & never complete your objective.
you failure!
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Sept 15, 2005 16:03:55 GMT -5
Post by [ThOw]kolonial on Sept 15, 2005 16:03:55 GMT -5
Tone, always the cheery one....
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Oct 2, 2005 11:37:49 GMT -5
Post by Air_Guitar on Oct 2, 2005 11:37:49 GMT -5
so this thread over now? ;D
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Oct 2, 2005 14:45:26 GMT -5
Post by [ThOw]SharpShooter on Oct 2, 2005 14:45:26 GMT -5
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Oct 2, 2005 20:21:05 GMT -5
Post by [ThOw]kolonial on Oct 2, 2005 20:21:05 GMT -5
so this thread over now? ;D I sure hope so.
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